WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER KINNNNDLLLEE.
This, to the tune of ‘We Don’t Need Another Hero’ (Tina!!) is R’s response to my father sending me a Kindle (this makes 3!!) for Christmas.
Yes, I just now received my Christmas present. The Post Office is beyond contempt in my opinion. It’d be different if I EVER received ANYTHING on time or at least close enough to suggest they made an effort, but no. I never, ever do.
Regardless, R’s little song has been stuck in my head all day long and I cannot seem to find it any less hilarious than it was the first time I heard it.
And with that, I bid you adieu. To you, and you, and you.
Stick a fork in me, folks, I’m SO DONE.