Tue
Dec
20
Sometimes I gross myself out
I was at the corner store and they had these musical lights on display. To call them musical is a stretch, as they were playing ‘We Wish You a Merry Christmas’, but as if they were powered by a battery that was quickly going dead. (I checked but they were plugged into an outlet).
It sounded like Christmas on a bad LSD trip. I fully expected to look up to see the walls melting and a grotesque Santa Claus screaming HOHOHO while jacking off.
Or something like that.
I had to get the hell out of there.
