floating facedown in the mainstream

also

kitty is curled up in my lap. it’s a miracle bc he hates laps. this might be the first time, voluntarily anyway.

I won't be drinking lemonade anymore

I don’t know what happened, but I just spent most of my morning sicking it back up. not an experience I will allow to happen again.

I'm homesick

but I can’t quite figure out for where. not FL, but maybe AL. maybe even my navy bedroom as a teenager in GA. I hate how being homesick makes my stomach feel like I’m seasick. it’s weird that it would cause me to experience nausea.

I didn't think it was possible

but I finally added too much butter to something; my cream of wheat. :(

kitty eats like a big fat slob

I’ve never heard anything smack so much. it’s kind of disgusting, especially bc I can hear him in the other room. oink oink, kitty!!

mypenisachesforyou:

pork2k:

you mean there are people out there that go places????

and they have a good time???

 not true

not true

not true