January 2009
don't think of it as lazy; it's more aptly put as:...
reimer:
Just how lazy am I if I can’t even muster the gumption to IM with a “customer service representative” from my cable provider?
Dude, no.
(via thiswontlastlong)
Dude. Yes.
(I have no idea what this is about)
it is my opinion
not that it counts for much, nor is it particularly informed, that burgandy and maroon are REDS. :)
I’m pretty sure that if I were murdered, my mother would say somewhere in a statement: well, knowing her smart mouth, she probably had it coming.”
I'm following shetoldmesomemore because I LOVE...
tumblevision:
It makes my eyes smile.
yay! I LOVE PURPLE, TOO! I’m always drawn to it, light or dark. I’ve found myself wearing it almost everyday lately. I even bought a purple coat- it’s beautiful, but my cat’s orange hairs show up too easily. but, that’s why they make lint rollers, I guess.
thanks for following me, though. :)
I'm so goddamned homesick
that I even had a moment where I missed the drunken slug. not for long. but I would give just about anything to be in Florida right now. the novelty has worn off of living in a big city and the reality is setting in, which is totally normal, but I wonder what happens now. I feel like time is running out, like something HUGE, and not necessarily good, is on the way. I’ve always thought that...
Dear Meat Loaf: After "Paradise By The Dashboard...
(via inothernews)
also, there is absolutely no good reason for you to be hosting a game show in which members of The Pussycat Dolls play “Name That Tune” with kazoos.
and on top of THAT-I never really liked Paradise By the Dashboard Light, because my stepfather thought it was the height of hilarity to play it at top volume on Saturday mornings, just to ensure that I woke up all...
Sullen British Vampires Invade Middle East
lawful:
lowlife:
Heh. It looks like the Sisters of Mercy are skedded to play shows in Beirut & Tel Aviv. I just looked at their website and it has a very dry sense of humor too. Dig it.
Oh, Andrew, why oh why won’t you come back to the US?
they were a favorite of mine in high school; I wouldn’t mind seeing them one bit.
every time I watch Cribs on MTV, I find myself feeling morally superior to these clowns who seem to think that their material possessions actually make their lives meaningful. yet I still watch.
so strange to hear Pantera when I’m out- reminds me of high school, which is when this album came out… that was over 15 years ago.
Zing!!!
quote from the grandmother to the mother: “Honey, lately your low self- esteem is just good common-sense…”
Spanglish
is on TBS. it always makes me cry, bc it reminds me of my old best friend, Bethany. the part where the grandmother gets busted for drinking before noon, and she says, “Now, that’s embarrassing!” always made Bethany laugh. but Bethany was an alcoholic and was on the downward slope…I eventually had to cut ties, bc she attempted suicide and I found her when I got home from...
last night my cat ate part of a corn muffin. I just want to record the date for posterity. also- that’s now TWO things he likes: pound cake and corn muffins.
Mucha Lucha is a seriously strange cartoon.
Some kid on a Fruit Roll Up commercial just asked, “Why are you harshing our dream mellow, man?” It strikes me as a bit strange.
Okay, now it’s 2 p.m., and the guilts have arrived. I DO have shit to do. time to get up. in another 10 minutes, of course. I have to work up to actually removing my ass from this couch.
And look, if we don't do shit like that, then this...
numbersixspeaks:
(via minou) If I had ten dollars I would pony up, but I can offer some of these inherited wolf pelts I use to keep warm. Does Paypal accept wolf pelts?
Aha! My first laugh out loud of today!
Can you ship Spam?
(via thedoctr)
‘should you ship spam?’ is a tongue-twister. try it a few times.
I love that it’s so dark outside, even at 1 p.m., that I don’t feel the slightest bit of guilt over how I’m still in my pjs. Just getting high and watching Tom and Jerry. And thinking about doughnuts. They’re right beside me, conveniently. Also, I saw someone correct someone else’s spelling in a post yesterday, and it cracked me up/made me feel better. Because I do...
also, lately it seems that I have a talent for checking the time right at 4:20. it’s like, everytime I look, THATS what time it is…
I freaking actually found where I was going. a-MAZ-ing, truly.
I am feeling this strange mixture of rage and despair. I hate that shit.
it drives me absolutely fucking INSANE when someone agrees with every opinion I have. especially when you KNOW they feel differently. SIGH! SIGH! SIGH….
anybody wanna come to coachella with me?
jaimeleighfairbrother:
alaskamiller:
(via jaimeleighfairbrother)
let’s rock and roll. we can recoup all the costs by sneaking in and selling bottled water.
I’m down, seriously. I’m not afraid of strangers and I’ll be
going regardless. I’m doing Lolla, too, if people are into sharing a hotel room with me.
well, I HAVE heard that you can sleep 3 to a twin bed~so you should be all...
it’s so funny-whenever I put the XM 80s station on at home, I feel like I’m in an Adam Sandler movie. namely, The Wedding Singer. WHICH is probably my favorite movie ever. and, why don’t I own that, again? oh yeah- bc it’s on VH1 almost every other day, that’s why!
I'm sick.
thiswontlastlong:
Can I go home now?
absolutely, no worries. get better soon, i’ll take over for today. :)
dangit!!! THIS is why I should get my lazy ass downstairs and collect my wireless card! how many damn times did I post that shit, anyway?! and it’s more trouble than it’s worth to go and delete anything on this phone. cheese and rice! I’m off to do my shit, rather than just embarrass myself on here, haha!
I don’t exactly know what my cat’s tail said that pissed him off so, but it must have been Horrible… because he’s chasing that sucker all over the house! I’ve never seen him so determined to catch it, it’s funny as hell…
I don’t care-Blades of Glory makes me laugh.
apparently I am invisible. I’m not turned sideways, I’ve already checked. so, I dunno. I feel like climbing the goshdarn walls. homesick, I guess.