January 2009
katy perry cannot sing. I should be up there on stage, if they want someone who can at least carry a tune. cheese and rice!!! WTF??
December 2008
The Poem That Took The Place Of A Mountain
olderloverundercover:
There it was, word for word, The poem that took the place of a mountain. He breathed its oxygen, Even when the book lay turned in the dust of his table. It reminded him how he had needed A place to go to in his own direction, How he had recomposed the pines, Shifted the rocks and picked his way among clouds, For the outlook that would be right, Where he would be complete in...
call me a rube if you must, but I’m excited cause I just hailed my first cab.
good morning, NYC! (Okay, good AFTERNOON). supposed to go shoe shopping. even the thought of new shoes doesn’t make me want to go out in THAT weather. (what have I DONE???? haha)
so I move to NYC.from Florida, and what is playing at dinner? freaking jimmy Buffett. what’s next, sweet home Alabama??
my fucking mother didn’t even call to say goodbye. she hasn’t called in over a week, actually. am fighting urge to send her a passive agressive text message, but it will accomplish nothing, and I’m too tired. screw her, anyway.
it’s 438 and I am polishing my silver jewelry, and holy shit, it’s so pretty!! ( I’d forgotten what it looked like without crud on it…)
amegnifiedlife:
“Death of a Disco Dancer” by The...
kylecooper:
Outkast - Roses
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ronniebruce:
I’m getting ready for a yearly family reunion with my half of the family, who after 22 years I still couldn’t tell you most of their names…
we used to do this at our lake house every summer, and the joke was that anyone in the world could show up, party with us, eat dinner, and go for boat rides. and that none of us would be so impolite as to inquire who they were.
the family was...
isopod:
Things that make me afraid to go outside: the current temperature is 10 below, with a windchill of 31 below. I do love Minnesota, but right now, I love it from firmly inside my house and under my blankets.
this is about the only situation in which those damn blankets with arms (forget the name of them, they’re sold on tv right now, though, and i laugh my ass off everytime i see the...
Sunny and cold
bowlingalleylawyer:
At least it isn’t raining. That is the only good thing I can say today. Yesterday was a fucking nightmare for more than just the obvious. I can’t bring myself to even share it all here. After I left the hospital I spent most of the day in my high school parking lot in the rain, screaming and crying and talking and smoking. If there had been a six pack of Bartles and James...
Am I watching the Designing Women Christmas...
lindsayneedscoffee:
sufjanssteven:
You better believe it.
Reason #89846903 why I adore you.
hey, i love julia, charlene, and mary jo. i tolerate suzanne. they have terrible fake southern accents though. makes my skin crawl.
it's 538 am
and i am going to crawl into nightnightland, and hope for the best. goodnight world. even though most of you will be getting up soon as my lazy insomiac ass snoozes away.
i’ll be snoozin’ with the kittymonster though, so that makes it better for me.
sweet dreams.
bigfun:
New Order - Blue Monday
Are cats right/left handed like humans? Or are...
jootz:
shetoldmesomemore:
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now that’s odd. my friend was just telling me about how her young son’s science project is about that this year. they’re going to the shelter to test the cats there. I really thought it was a kinda crazy idea, but to each his own, I say.
That is so cool. I was just wondering because I was playing with my cat and I noticed (I don’t know why I noticed)...
am i the only person in the world that calls...
(via urbanredneck)nope. :)
Resistance is futile. Zzzzzzzzz....
(via minou)sweet dreams, walter…
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figout:
The...
it's a good thing I'm usually irritated, I...
‘cause y’all sure do seem to like my mad face. ;). xoxo