floating facedown in the mainstream

did you know?

sweat has almost no DNA

Nov 7th

you know, my cat is adorable, but his nighttime yowling is reaching epic proportions and I am...

Nov 7th

Nov 6th

I think I’m gonna give the job hunt one of a few last shots this weekend. it’s worth a...

Nov 6th

there goes the parade...

Nov 6th

kelsium: I think I’ll make myself a congratulatory milkshake.

Nov 6th

you know what's gonna make me quit...

the smell. oh lord, I don’t know how I’ve missed it so far, but the smell (stench) is...

Nov 5th

I've made a decision

since I can’t seem to find a job, no matter how crappy, I’m going to school. I’ve...

Nov 5th

my mother may drive me nuts

but she’s the only person who gets my perverse sense of humor. bless her for that.

Nov 5th

well, he's def a fan of baseball

or maybe it’s just baseballS.

Nov 5th

also

kitty is curled up in my lap. it’s a miracle bc he hates laps. this might be the first time,...

Nov 5th

I won't be drinking lemonade anymore

I don’t know what happened, but I just spent most of my morning sicking it back up. not an...

Nov 5th

I'm homesick

but I can’t quite figure out for where. not FL, but maybe AL. maybe even my navy bedroom as a...

Nov 3rd

I didn't think it was possible

but I finally added too much butter to something; my cream of wheat. :(

Nov 2nd

I guess he was offended as he’s up on top of the...

Nov 2nd

kitty eats like a big fat slob

I’ve never heard anything smack so much. it’s kind of disgusting, especially bc I can...

Nov 2nd

scissorspaperrock: (via papertissue) Kitty :)

Nov 2nd

mypenisachesforyou: pork2k: you mean there are people out there that go places???? and they...

Nov 2nd

(via allcreatures)

Nov 2nd

mabelmoments: savagechickens savage chickens nails it

Nov 2nd

A Possible Fable

tomoatmeal: A good fable would be about a spider who goes into this guy’s apartment and the guy...

Nov 2nd

it’s kind of blurry but he looks so cute…

Nov 1st

yesterday

I really wish I were a calmer person. I would give my left arm if it meant I could be one of those...

Nov 1st

has anyone else ever heard of Amelia Bedelia?

Nov 1st

newest addition to the list

of words I’ve mispronounced: dour. (doo-er? who knew?)

Nov 1st