floating facedown in the mainstream
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did you know?
sweat has almost no DNA
Nov 7th
you know, my cat is adorable, but his nighttime yowling is reaching epic proportions and I am...
Nov 7th
Nov 6th
I think I’m gonna give the job hunt one of a few last shots this weekend. it’s worth a...
Nov 6th
there goes the parade...
Nov 6th
kelsium: I think I’ll make myself a congratulatory milkshake.
Nov 6th
you know what's gonna make me quit...
the smell. oh lord, I don’t know how I’ve missed it so far, but the smell (stench) is...
Nov 5th
I've made a decision
since I can’t seem to find a job, no matter how crappy, I’m going to school. I’ve...
Nov 5th
my mother may drive me nuts
but she’s the only person who gets my perverse sense of humor. bless her for that.
Nov 5th
well, he's def a fan of baseball
or maybe it’s just baseballS.
Nov 5th
also
kitty is curled up in my lap. it’s a miracle bc he hates laps. this might be the first time,...
Nov 5th
I won't be drinking lemonade anymore
I don’t know what happened, but I just spent most of my morning sicking it back up. not an...
Nov 5th
I'm homesick
but I can’t quite figure out for where. not FL, but maybe AL. maybe even my navy bedroom as a...
Nov 3rd
I didn't think it was possible
but I finally added too much butter to something; my cream of wheat. :(
Nov 2nd
I guess he was offended as he’s up on top of the...
Nov 2nd
kitty eats like a big fat slob
I’ve never heard anything smack so much. it’s kind of disgusting, especially bc I can...
Nov 2nd
scissorspaperrock: (via papertissue) Kitty :)
Nov 2nd
mypenisachesforyou: pork2k: you mean there are people out there that go places???? and they...
Nov 2nd
(via allcreatures)
Nov 2nd
mabelmoments: savagechickens savage chickens nails it
Nov 2nd
A Possible Fable
tomoatmeal: A good fable would be about a spider who goes into this guy’s apartment and the guy...
Nov 2nd
it’s kind of blurry but he looks so cute…
Nov 1st
yesterday
I really wish I were a calmer person. I would give my left arm if it meant I could be one of those...
Nov 1st
has anyone else ever heard of Amelia Bedelia?
Nov 1st
newest addition to the list
of words I’ve mispronounced: dour. (doo-er? who knew?)
Nov 1st