floating facedown in the mainstream

davidkendall: Redneck Thanksgiving, if Norman Rockwell...

Nov 25th

I'm a huge fork

I meant Dork. anyway, I am not into the holiday spirit but the one concession I make is watching...

Nov 25th

I'm homesick.

I miss my father.

Nov 25th

Reason why Im not ready for kids

today was the second time I arrived home to find that my area rug had gotten tangled in the front...

Nov 24th

I don't care for this weather, not one...

but there’s a part of me that knows it’s only going to get worse, so I should enjoy it...

Nov 24th

god I'm so tired today

I slept until 6am, which is a major accomplishment for me these days. and then I went back to sleep...

Nov 23rd

little shit.

Nov 23rd

I just conquered Dish Mountain.

Nov 22nd

what a nice feeling

to know exactly what you want to eat and to have it arrive as you expected. sounds easy enough, but...

Nov 22nd

I do know it capitalizes Jesus Christ

I ought to, I say it enough when I’m frustrated.

Nov 22nd

for the record

I’m an agnostic (which is also not capitalized), so I have no opinion on these facts, other...

Nov 22nd

bible, no.

Torah, yes. Talmud, ditto. Koran, yep.

Nov 22nd

Jehovah too.

at this point I’m pretty sure I’m procrastinating.

Nov 22nd

whoa

it capitalizes Allah, though! (I really do have things I should be doing).

Nov 22nd

something funny

the iPhone auto-capitalizes all proper nouns (including iPhone) except for god. not that it comes up...

Nov 22nd

what a butthole. he refuses to look at the camera today.

Nov 22nd

I've officially gained 10lbs.

that’s neat.

Nov 22nd

“there’s nothing worse than a dead battery”
— . I want to live in that...

Nov 21st

illumination is not always worth the candle.

Nov 21st

I wouldn't have believed it

but pineapple coconut ice cream is amazing.

Nov 20th

ok, so hot dogs for breakfast and pancakes for lunch.

Nov 20th

I was in an altercation last night

with my cat. I’d like to say I came out on top, but it’s hard to win with a cat. he was...

Nov 20th

hot dogs for breakfast

is a completely disgusting idea. nonetheless here I am having one.

Nov 20th

impersonating someone with self-esteem can be very enervating.

Nov 20th

in order to put off having a cigarette

I recall how little I enjoy them. it doesn’t work all the time, but it does help.

Nov 20th

these all look like school picture day poses. or maybe...

Nov 19th

Nov 19th

Nov 19th

nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Nov 18th

I'm sure it won't come as a surprise...

I could list them, but I don’t have that kind of time.

Nov 18th

so I'm not doing so well with the...

but what really bothers me is how I’ll obsess about when I can have one, and then put it out...

Nov 18th

something funny

a skirt that’s so slim that you can’t even climb stairs.

Nov 18th

I didn't write it but I like it.

what am I in the world other than a young-ish woman on a couch, without a job, running out of time,...

Nov 18th

what I learned today, so far:

if you don’t have any tomato soup to go with your grilled cheese, minestrone works nicely.

Nov 18th

I love it when I find a passage marked...

I always spend a few seconds, at least, trying to figure out what made it special to them. I...

Nov 18th

I swear that I saw something in the bedroom move, out of the corner of my eye. and then I was...

Nov 17th

come to think of it...

I’ve never had a dog. sure, a bf here and there had a dog that I loved, and once when I was...

Nov 17th

I was actually talking about Frosted...

not Corn Flakes. i’d probably LIKE them.

Nov 16th

home again, home again. jiggety-jog.

Nov 16th

you cant count on anything at all

for instance: what the hell happened to Corn Flakes?!? they taste like crapola. i dont remember them...

Nov 16th

reflux~

reflux: shetoldmesomemore: if you hate cats, you’re gonna really hate my blog. its almost all...

Nov 16th

reflux~

if you hate cats, you’re gonna really hate my blog. its almost all photos of my kitty. wait,...

Nov 16th

rugger14: (via neightkelly) so fresh, so spleen is the...

Nov 16th

ive said it before

but i get so tickled by my avatar pointing at whoever is reading my post. it makes me feel like...

Nov 16th

today is going to be fantastic.

no matter what. the meds seem to be working bc i dont think i could get mad if i tried. and thats...

Nov 16th

my neighbors are fucking assholes

who turns on their gd surround sound at 3am? and then gets upset bc it wakes me up? fuckers. by the...

Nov 14th

lately, I can't seem to get full.

I’ll eat until I can’t breathe, but 20 min later my tummy’s on empty- to the point...

Nov 12th

makin kitty dance with me to 'Stray Cat...

I kill me. but my standards aren’t very high, I’ll laugh at anything.

Nov 11th

I do not like Mister Mister, but I did like it when my friend named her dog that.

Nov 11th

somebody tell me how 'Rico Suave' ended...

really? I know it was the 90’s and all, but Gerardo?

Nov 11th

my jaw just hit the floor.

i love being shocked. as long as it has nothing to do with me, that is. a little burst of free...

Nov 11th

unexplainable

I love your “about me”. :)

Nov 11th

also- and I did not know this, as I've...

it seems a lot warmer when the wind is at your back.

Nov 11th

I love the city before everyone wakes up

Nov 11th

all time low

I am actually watching Matlock. it’s so cheesy!!

Nov 10th

can't be good

when you reheat your coffee in the microwave and the cup comes out hotter than the coffee itself.

Nov 9th

passing-time: (via bubblegumpopper) ohhhhhh

Nov 8th

facedown: ...

Nov 8th

(via scissorspaperrock) this is an accurate depiction of my...

Nov 8th

dammit, kitty!

I swear, he’s campaigning for a muzzle! only I think he makes most sounds in his throat, so...

Nov 8th

let's see if I can make sense here.

I’m watching 48 Hours and it’s about 4 elderly people who were murdered in Mississippi....

Nov 8th

wools

I’ve loved Skeeter since he was in the bassinette. (or however you spell that!)

Nov 8th

did you know?

sweat has almost no DNA

Nov 7th

you know, my cat is adorable, but his nighttime yowling is reaching epic proportions and I am...

Nov 7th

Nov 6th

I think I’m gonna give the job hunt one of a few last shots this weekend. it’s worth a...

Nov 6th

there goes the parade...

Nov 6th

kelsium: I think I’ll make myself a congratulatory milkshake.

Nov 6th

you know what's gonna make me quit...

the smell. oh lord, I don’t know how I’ve missed it so far, but the smell (stench) is...

Nov 5th

I've made a decision

since I can’t seem to find a job, no matter how crappy, I’m going to school. I’ve...

Nov 5th

my mother may drive me nuts

but she’s the only person who gets my perverse sense of humor. bless her for that.

Nov 5th

well, he's def a fan of baseball

or maybe it’s just baseballS.

Nov 5th

also

kitty is curled up in my lap. it’s a miracle bc he hates laps. this might be the first time,...

Nov 5th

I won't be drinking lemonade anymore

I don’t know what happened, but I just spent most of my morning sicking it back up. not an...

Nov 5th

I'm homesick

but I can’t quite figure out for where. not FL, but maybe AL. maybe even my navy bedroom as a...

Nov 3rd

I didn't think it was possible

but I finally added too much butter to something; my cream of wheat. :(

Nov 2nd

I guess he was offended as he’s up on top of the...

Nov 2nd

kitty eats like a big fat slob

I’ve never heard anything smack so much. it’s kind of disgusting, especially bc I can...

Nov 2nd

scissorspaperrock: (via papertissue) Kitty :)

Nov 2nd

mypenisachesforyou: pork2k: you mean there are people out there that go places???? and they...

Nov 2nd

(via allcreatures)

Nov 2nd

mabelmoments: savagechickens savage chickens nails it

Nov 2nd

A Possible Fable

tomoatmeal: A good fable would be about a spider who goes into this guy’s apartment and the guy...

Nov 2nd

it’s kind of blurry but he looks so cute…

Nov 1st

yesterday

I really wish I were a calmer person. I would give my left arm if it meant I could be one of those...

Nov 1st

has anyone else ever heard of Amelia Bedelia?

Nov 1st

newest addition to the list

of words I’ve mispronounced: dour. (doo-er? who knew?)

Nov 1st