whatever catches my fancy. sometimes it's depressing, sometimes it's hilarious, just like real life.
Sat
Dec
5
should refrain from commenting on someone’s weight. BUT-I just want to note that while watching an old episode of Reno 911, it became apparent that almost everyone (excluding Lt. Dangle) has plumped up a bit. but they actually look more realistic that way.
Fri
Dec
4
she’s my avatar. it’s pretty much the same picture but it’s in black and white. and it says: Emily is not your homegirl. I love it.
Tue
Dec
1
“ sales associate needed in the antacid department
I’ve never heard THAT one before. does Walgreen’s even have a whole
department for antacids??
and that I was making out with a guy who had no thumbs.
Mon
Nov
30
now Thats one I should take to therapy with me.
I don’t know how to explain how I feel. I’m hungry, yes. but the smell nauseates me, like it was before. and I can’t seem to focus, it’s like I have food in front of me but I can’t sit still long enough to eat it. I’m going to cry! I thought I’d beaten whatever this is. it’s only been today, though, so perhaps I shouldn’t freak out quite yet. if I tell my dr she’ll only prescribe me something, I’m sure. not that she’s irresponsible, she’s yet to give me smtg I didn’t need. but I just personally don’t want to take any more pills!
and I’m terrified of needles! but I’m going sweater shopping afterward to make me feel better. I won’t wear makeup bc it’ll run down my face when they stick the needle in my arm. at my advanced age I still need someone to hold my hand while it’s being done. it’s embarrassing!
Sun
Nov
29
apparently admission is free at Bryant Park, and skate rental is $12. not too bad at all. of course, I suck, but that only adds to the hilarity. I think it’s funny when I find new and inventive ways to fall down.
