Ma'amaging the shit out of that place.

This woman in an eBay commercial seriously just left a bar because two other women were carrying the same clutch. Wtf, is that how it is these days, am I so far removed from the world, is that normal behavior?

So affirmations are just attempts at self-hypnosis?

Washing your own brain?

I’m so boring. I mean really, I am very boring. But I’m rarely bored. I never say that. I find that time passes fairly quickly as opposed to dragging.

My mother told me that when my little brother was born, he was so ugly she cried.

I’m not kidding.